New tricks
Let me be clear about one thing upfront: I never set out to be a pop star. Fantasised about it, yes. Usually somewhere between my tenth beer and the closing credits of The Commitments. But I’ve never had the cheekbones, the hair, or the pelvic thrust for it. I'm an ad copywriter. Have been for 40-odd years. My job has always been to write for others. BMW’s “mouse the steering wheel” commercial, Dell, Breweries, FHM, banks, you get the picture.










